Randy as a baby

Ooops


Randy Hunterman


Randy at Kindergarten


Chocolate and Wire


Cuteness


Randy smiling because he just buried his brother.


Randy on Motorbike

 

About Randy

Ah, yes, the middle child, oh this one is so very special.

Masked with a gently freckled nose, precocious eyes and a laugh that could make anything funny, this precious little angel is in charge of it all.

Skillfully using his razor sharp wit and captivating comedic behavior to entertain the crowd, any crowd, he has created quite a following amongst the elementary herd.

 

A charming and skillful scientist/inventor, his need to create and amaze spurs on his endless search to replenish supplies and test subjects. 

He always has a plan, for himself and all of his loyal subjects around him, with the goal being global domination, or spare engine parts, money or candy that they will be subliminally mind controlled into giving him. 

If you have the good fortune to be deemed worthy of his time you will find yourself immediately subjected to his own special brand of rapid fire questioning, deployed with the soft cooing voice and inarguable cuteness. It is a trick, designed to determine your mental worth, and level of effort required to mentally overpower you.

The best thing to do is hand over the cash or whatever he is demanding, resistance is futile, do not struggle, trust me you will not win.      

 

     
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